Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 610 Points
Medals Earned: 9/13 (60/90 points)
all according to plan
ED is a serious issue
you really like dogs, don't you?
just talk to the girl already, jesus
split your head in gamestop
woo the gamestop girl
who eats in the middle of class?
ew, you wiped it on your clothes?
get your fannypack back from the dog
thank god the dog was just a dream
a nice guy tries to give a gift...
get outta gamestop without issues
fuck yeah, cheetos
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/75 points)
Lose on level one
Beat the first fifteen levels.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat twenty-five levels.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (105/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents